Personal fave: "Honk if you love bikes!" - Since it puts raging cagers in a perfect double bind.

World Naked Bike Ride often uses:

  1. Less Gas! More ass!
  2. Say No to Oil! Say Yes to Bikes!
  3. What do we want? Less Cars! When do we want it? Now!
  4. Nude not crude!

Other faves:

  1. Bikes ARE traffic!
  2. Burns fat not oil!
  3. You'd be sexier on a bike!
  4. Put some fun between your legs!
  5. Half the wheels, twice the fun!
  6. One less car.
  7. Make love, not exhaust.
  8. What Would Jesus Drive?


  1. Yes we can use less oil!
  2. Naked is how vulnerable I am around cars.
  3. No concealed weapons.
  4. Bicyclists make better lovers!
  5. 400 miles a gallon.
  6. A bike ride a day keeps the doctor away.
  7. Bicycling is better for your body, mind, wallet and world.
  8. Thank you for not driving (in the bike lane).
  9. I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to a bike.
  10. Think globally, bike locally.
  11. My other car is a bike.
  12. Style over speed.
  13. Powered by pancakes.
  14. Grasp life by the handlebars.
  15. Burn Carbohydrates, Not Hydrocarbons.
  16. Save the Earth, ride a bike.
  17. Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul.
  18. The perfect car was invented almost 200 years ago, it's called a bike.


  1. Whose Ass / Our Ass - Whose Streets / Our Streets
  2. Forget cars, ride a biker.
  3. Don't be a dick, ride a bike.
  4. Don't be a boob, ride a bike.
  5. Bikers have more fun.
  6. Bikers do it in the road.
  7. Ride your naked bicycle.
  8. Get a bike.
  9. Pants off, helmet on.
  10. Pants down, heart rate up.
  11. Bikes for every body.
  12. I came on my bike today. (Credit to Phil Sano)


  1. Stay alive, don't drive.
  2. Get a bike, get a life.
  3. Cars Kill, Bikes Thrill.
  4. Bikes fight terrorism.
  5. End the Oil-igarchy.
  6. Your car makes you look fat.
  7. S.U.V. spells dick.
  8. Those that can, do; those that can't, drive.
  9. So long oil, and thanks for all the civilization.
  10. Friends Don't Let Friends Drive.
  11. Mend your fuelish ways.
  12. No blood for oil.
  14. Curb your car.
  15. The revolution will not be motorized.
  16. Viva la velorution.


  1. Lose weight.
  2. Save money.
  3. Make friends.
  4. Have fun.
  5. Live longer.
  6. Save the world.


  1. Cars are a top cause of death in the U.S., with at least 42000 fatalities and over 3 million injuries in the U.S. annually, over 100 deaths a day, constituting the single greatest threat to public health after disease.
  2. Cars contribute at least 10% of greenhouse gases, endangering all humanity.
  3. Excessive use of cars is a key contributor to the U.S. obesity epidemic.
  4. U.S. oil addiction has lead directly to our middle-east entanglements, being targeted by terrorists, and the massive casualties of Bush's Iraq folly.


  • Slogans:
    • Love America? Ride a bike.
    • Bikes fight terrorism.
    • Yes we can use less oil.
    • No blood for oil.
  • Talking Points:
    • Bicycles lead to an American future of liberty and security, simultaneously freeing us from foreign entanglements and strengthening our people.
    • Oil addiction leads directly to mid-east entanglements, targeting by terrorists, and massive casualties of multiple wars. Bikes set us free.
    • Cars are a top killer with over 100 U.S. deaths a day, the single greatest threat to life after disease. Bikes are the cure.
    • With gas prices skyrocketing and the climate warming, naked cyclists are an inevitability. Welcome to tomorrow.
    • With a future this healthy, free and beautiful possible through bikes, one would have to hate America to drive.

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